Are You Lonesome Tonight Funny Lyrics
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From: Murray MacLeod
Appointment: 27 Mar 00 - xi:02 AM
Earlier this month I heard Scottish entertainer Alex Beaton sing a hilarious parody of Are You lot Lonesome Tonight at a Highland Games in South Florida. Does anyone know the lyrics to this? I accept checked his website merely he doesn't seem to take recorded it.
The only lines I remember are the concluding two:
"Are yous frightened to yawn, 'cos your teeth are all gone
It'due south no wonder you lot're lonesome tonight"
Murray
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From: Kara
Date: 27 Mar 00 - 03:52 PM
Cats don't know much nigh elvis even his parodies
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From: Murray MacLeod
Appointment: 27 Mar 00 - 04:09 PM
Elvis ? Elvis? The recording I know is by the Carter Family. Who is Elvis?
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From: Kara
Date: 27 Mar 00 - 04:11 PM
He was a verynice immature homo.
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From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 00 - 04:12 PM
Some dark-haired dude who got himself cloned all over the place, Murray.
I'm watching this thread hoping that someone volition have the lyrics.
Sophocleese
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From: Grab
Appointment: 28 Mar 00 - 07:52 AM
Who needs Dolly the Sheep, when at that place's dozens of Elvises (Elvi?) effectually? You could use them for medical research, and no-one would observe. They've all changed their names anyway, then technically they could all exist the same person...
Grab.
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From: kendall
Engagement: 28 Mar 00 - 08:08 AM
never could understand that moo-cow eyed geek beingness so popular.
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From: wysiwyg
Appointment: 28 Mar 00 - 08:51 AM
There are Red Elvises, become Search and you'll run into.
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From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Appointment: 28 Mar 00 - 09:41 AM
To get back to the thread...I only know the kickoff lines
Are you lot lonesome tonight?
Are your corsets too tight?
Brit comedian (?) Freddie Starr who likes to practice an Elvis impression does this, I think, (he also likes doing Hitler, go figure....)
RtS
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From: Murray MacLeod
Engagement: 28 Mar 00 - 11:27 AM
Kendall, I think you must be referring to Elvos Costello
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From: High and Lonesome
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 01:56 PM
Even Elvis himself, to his credit, did a parody of "Are You Lonesome This night" off the cuff, I believe. His lyrics went something similar this:
Do you sit in your parlor and wish I were there?
Practice you look at your baldheaded head and wish you lot had hair?
Oh, dear are you lot lonesome tonight?
While it's great fun to trash Elvis, if you lot listen to the early on stuff he did (interestingly, all before he entered the army) you'll detect that he had a whole lot going on. Many of the all-time folk singers working today are borrowing more from Elvis than they are from, say, Pete Seeger.
Oh honey, have I committed some sacrilege?
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From: GUEST,Phil Cooper
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 02:59 PM
my singing partner, Margaret Nelson, sings sometimes a parody of "lonesome" that she thinks Homer & Jethro did.
Are you lonesome tonight? If you are, serves you lot right,
I'm and so lucky I've lost you lot at last,
I can still hear you roar launder the dishes clean the flooring,
And and then, clean up the glass.
You took me for a boatride, I had to swim back,
Darling I never thought, I'd go out of that sack.
Then, I'll miss you my pet, every chance that I get.
And that'south why you're lonesome tonight.
probably non Alex Beaton's version, simply a skillful one none the less. Phil Cooper
(line breaks added by a Joe clone)
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From: Murray MacLeod
Engagement: 28 Mar 00 - 03:23 PM
Prissy one, Phil. I take sent an email to Alex Beaton asking him for his lyrics, and I volition post them when (if) I receive them.
Murray
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From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Engagement: 29 Mar 00 - 08:37 AM
Tho' I only really dug Elvis in the 50's and find the white bound accommodate era (especially popular with the impersontors) hilarious, I will point out that today's press repors he's beaten Bart Simpson to exist Icon of the Century (which century I'thousand non certain). Ay Caramba.
RtS
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From: Jim Krause
Date: 29 Mar 00 - 03:01 PM
Phil Cooper, yeah, that is Homer & Jethro. I laughed til I cried when I was a kid listening to them. And I'm old enough to call back the Elvis recording. That made the H &J parody all the funnier.
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From: Loftier and Lonesome
Date: 03 Apr 00 - 02:22 PM
Who are Homer and Jethro? Sounds like characters from the Beverly Hillbillies.
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From: GUEST,dick greenhaus
Date: 03 Apr 00 - 02:33 PM
HOmer and Jethro were a pair of country singers who parodied popular country (and other) songs. They afterward described themselves as "sort of Rock Age Smothers Brothers" Later Homer died, Jethro made a second career of being an extremely fiine country mandolinist.
(You lot can go a recording of their hits from Camsco, and you tin can encounter some of their lyrics in DigiTrad.
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From: SeanM
Date: 03 Apr 00 - 02:46 PM
The little known Val Kilmer flick "Acme Secret" (remember spy movies combined with '50s beach films and so fed through the "Airplane!" creative team at its peak) contained a bizzare "Lonesome" parody. Don't call up all the words, but it was done equally a commercial jingle for Macy's. What little I retrieve of it went...
Are y'all lonesome, tonight?
Is your kitchen a fright?
Does your sink back up onto the floor?
etc., standing to the crescendo of
Store at Macy's, and love me... this night!
Very weird.
M
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From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 03 April 00 - 03:43 PM
Elvis didn't exercise much. Just
1) Introduced blues, rockabilly and gospel to their kickoff mass audience.
2)Prepare the standard for guitar as THE pre-eminent rocknroll instrument.
3)Made an icon of his own vocalisation, one that has been emulated past anybody from Paul McCartney to Phil Ochs.
It is easy to view him in terms of the self-parody he became in the Vegas years. See the 1968 Elvis Alive Television special(the famous "improvement" bear witness) to get an thought of the raw talent he possessed as a singer and guitarist.
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From: Easy Rider
Appointment: 04 April 00 - 11:23 AM
Lonesome:
You are right, on your iii points, about Elvis Presley, except for one thing:
He was NOT a nifty guitarist. The guitar was a stage prop. He had a session human, in his ring, who played the existent guitar parts.
Elvis had a wonderful, sexy vox; he was a crooner. He said that his singing idol was Dean Martin. I remember his get-go appearances, on the Ed Sullivan show and in his very early movies. He was mesmerizing.
It'due south fun to parody him, but we should also remember the contribution he fabricated to our popular music.
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From: Guest,Roger the skiffler
Date: 04 Apr 00 - eleven:40 AM
Scotty Moore was the guitarist on those great '50s sides ( and, aye, I still sing "Blue suede shoes" and "One night" when the drink takes me! Just I still adopt to remember him from then rather than from the Las Vegas years,just a personal preference, simply equally I prefer Large Momma Thornton's version of "Hound Dog". Simply think, if he'd lived he'd be Elvis the Hip Replacement, rather than Elvis the Pelvis, past now.
RtS
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From: Guest,Elvis
Date: 04 Apr 00 - 11:52 AM
Thangyou verrymuch evryboddy!
The King
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From: High and Lonesome
Date: 04 Apr 00 - 07:30 PM
Lonesome EJ:
From i lonesome to some other, every bit much as I like Elvis, I don't agree that he introduced the blues to its first mass audition, for two reasons: Elvis never really sang the dejection (the jump dejection, peradventure, just non actually the blues) and secondly, at that place were blues artists (and particularly jump blues artists) who were very popular well before Elvis reared his caput (if that'south what he did). Call back Louis Hashemite kingdom of jordan.
What Elvis did, rather, was show that it was okay for a white homo to sing like that. (Or that it wasn't okay, only was excitingly rebellious.) A bottom accomplishment, simply I'll grant you an achievement however.
Had Elvis been black, he wouldn't have been near the miracle that he was.
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From: John in Brisbane
Date: 04 Apr 00 - eleven:24 PM
As I recall 'Are Yoy Lonesome..' was written about 50 years before Presley recorded it. My memory says 1924 - that gives u.s.a. nearly 75 years of potential parodies. I've enjoyed the ones that I've seen in this thread. Regards, John
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From: fox4zero
Date: 05 Apr 00 - 01:33 AM
If anyone is interested in the original thread...I of my patients, who is in her 70's sang a parody to me of Are You Lonesome Tonight a few years ago. It was somewhat humorous and was virtually a existent murder committed by head trauma. The parody mentioned the name of the victim. She wrote the entire lyric out for me....just I haven't seen it for a few years. I'll try to find it nether the piles, or call her to get some other copy.
Luv Larry Parish
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From: John in Brisbane
Engagement: 05 Apr 00 - 03:00 AM
Larry, when you say that yous're going dorsum to look 'under the piles' I was left in no dubiousness as to the blazon of treatment y'all were providinbg for your patient. Under these circumstances I would commend your ardour in the folk collection process. Regards, John
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From: fox4zero
Appointment: 05 Apr 00 - 12:21 PM
John in Brisbane....piles of newspaper. Which reminds me of a WWII joke nigh GI's receiving rifle nomenclature preparation from a Brit Seargent. "This 'ere function of the rifle is the stock and it used to be made of a very 'ard wood named "ickory". GI: You hateful Hickory, don't yous Sarge?". Seargent: Yes... Hickory. But and so we couldn't get any more Hickory, and then we made information technology out of a very 'ard forest called...Hash." GI:"Yous hateful Ash, don't you lot, Sarge?" Seargent: Yes... Ash. But then nosotros couldn't get no more than....Ash, so we used another very 'ard wood chosen Lignem Vitae, which is used to make Piles for Peers, and I don't mean 'emorrhoids for the Elite!" For the tape John, I was a dermatologist. Regards Larry Parish
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From: fox4zero
Appointment: 05 April 00 - 12:27 PM
John- Spelling fault which about destroys the punchline....."Piles for PIERS, not 'emorrhoids for the Aristocracy". Regards agin..Larry
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From: Fortunato
Date: 06 Apr 00 - ten:35 AM
It is blasphemy to mention THE King and swollen anal tissue in the aforementioned thread.
A plague of proctologists upon y'all.
Cheers, Fortunato
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From: fox4zero
Appointment: 06 Apr 00 - 11:40 AM
Fortunato--please accept my sincerest apology for the same callous blastphemy. I will practice five Hail Elvis's in atonement. You are a funny guy.
Luv, Larry
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From: Murray MacLeod
Appointment: xi April 00 - 09:13 PM
This is the parody that Alex Beaton sings:
Are you lot lonesome tonight?
Is your brassiere likewise tight?
Are your corsets all falling apart?
Does your big flabby chest wear two holes in your vest?
Does your spar tire reach up to your middle?
Are your stockings all laddered?
Are your shoes wearing thin?
Are your knickers held up with a large safety pivot?
Are yous frightened to yawn
'cause your teeth have all gone?
It's no wonder you're lonesome tonight
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From: masato sakurai
Engagement: nineteen October 02 - 12:05 PM
This is not a parody, just
the original, which has a poesy. I didn't call up that information technology was a woman's song. From THIS SITE. Are Y'all Lonesome Tonight? [mp3]
Performed past: Vaughn DeLeath (The Radio Girl), Pecker Regis
Composed by: Roy Turk & Lou Handman
Edison Diamond Disc
Matrix Number: 11734-B-two-1
Release Number: 52044-L
Recording Engagement: 1927
Release Date: 1927
~Masato
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From: Genie
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 11:57 AM
Not long before his untimely death, Elvis Presley was playing Las Vegas and in the middle of this vocal, he noticed "...two bald-headed men..." sitting together in the audience. On impulse, he changed
"...Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there..."
to
"...Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and blank? Do you gaze at your baldheaded head and wish you had pilus...".
This croaky him upward so much (perhaps enhanced by his prescription drugs) that he could not stop laughing, for the nearly 2 minutes left of the song!
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From: Guest,Boab
Engagement: 22 Oct 02 - 04:04 AM
An old [long gone ] folk comedian called Wullie McCulloch who specialised in comic monologues used to do a thing chosen "Wee Hughie's Funeral". The rigmarole climaxed in the parlour of the widow, and one of the guests was heard to sing for the benefit of the grieving spouse "Are y'all Lonesome This evening?"
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From: Venthony
Engagement: 22 Oct 02 - 04:27 AM
Stop the music, stop the music!
Jethro Burns was NOT a "land" mandolinist, in the sense I recall you were using the give-and-take.
Certainly, being a native southerner, (though he spent well-nigh all of his professional life in Chicago when not on the route) he had a rural accent and disposition. Simply he was a jazzer all the way, and a very fine one.
Ya know, the people on this site don't listen to nearly enough vinyl.
For further information, type the proper name "Steve Goodman" into your browser.
And Homer was no slouch either. He only know one prepare of barre chords -- ALL of them.
Tony
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From: Steve-o
Engagement: 22 Oct 02 - 01:37 PM
Give thanks You Lonesome EJ for setting these folks direct! Everyone has favorites and singers/musicians they tin can't stand, merely what we are talking nigh here is the unmarried most important musical figure of the 20th Century in America, no affair what your preferences. And past the mode, Like shooting fish in a barrel Rider, Elvis was quite a passable guitar role player on rhythm- of course, the tasty leads were all Scotty Moore. Check out the last concert he did before he fell apart- it was "in the round", he was dressed all in black and surrounded past his side-men, and he was utterly superb, including his guitar playing. Back to the thread, I love Alex Beaton, and hope someone is able to track downwards the parody lyrics.
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From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 22 Oct 02 - 09:56 PM
I know a parody to "Are Y'all Lonesome This evening" that I have not seen in your postings even so. I will start it and if anyone is interested, I will terminate.
Are you lot lonesome tonight, does your tum feel tight.
Did yous take your Mylanta and Tums,
Does your retention sway to a bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums.
I s your hair line receding, are your optics growing dim,
Hysterectomy for her and its prostate for him.
If your back gives you pain and your knees predict rain.
Tell me honey are you lonesome tonight.
And past the manner, Elvis was the greatest when he was young, he had so much talent.
Cheers for listening.
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From: Murray MacLeod
Appointment: 23 Oct 02 - 07:28 AM
Steve, I thought I had tracked down Alex Beaton's parody lyrics and posted them nearly eight letters back.
Murray
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From: Steve-o
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 12:32 PM
Sorry, Murray...guess I merely skipped by it. There's not enough- I want more verses! I went to an Alex Beaton concert hither in L.A. a couple of years ago and absolutely loved him- haven't seen him around hither since. Luckily, I bought the tapes, though.
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From: Jim Dixon
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 11:28 PM
Here'south the complete Homer & Jethro version. At that place's a long section of spoken dialogue in the center. I transcribed it from a sound file at http://world wide web.geocities.com/u2page5/
ARE Y'all LONESOME TONIGHT?
(As recorded past Homer & Jethro, 1961)
Are you lonesome tonight? If you are, serves you lot right.
I'thou so happy you left me at last.
I can nevertheless hear you roar: "Make the beds. Mop the floor.
Do the laundry and then mow the grass."
Y'all took me for a boat ride. I had to swim back.
Darling, I thought I'd never get out of that sack.
Should you wing back once again, park your broom and come in.
Darling, that's why you're lonesome tonight.
SPOKEN:
JETHRO: Shortspeare once said, "All the world's a stage." Information technology ain't much of a line, merely if it'due south good enough for Elvis, it'due south adept enough for u.s.a.. Human action One.
FEMALE Vocalisation: You lot took me home to see your folks, and I can yet hear your father whispering, "Son, that gal'southward cross-eyed, knock-kneed, foreign-headed, buck-toothed..." and all you said was...
HOMER: Oh, paw, you don't have to whisper. She'due south deaf, too.
J: Deed Two.
F: Our appointment lasted ten years 'cause I wouldn't marry you when y'all was boozer.
H: Aye, an' I wouldn't ally you when I was sober.
J: Human action Three.
F: Just romantic thing you ever said to me was that I creeped into your heart, an' I creeped into your brain, creeped into your mind...
H: No, all I ever said was that you was the biggest creep I'd ever seen.
J: Act Four.
F: We finally settled downward in our lilliputian honeymoon cottage an' ever' Friday night, our friends an' neighbors would come up over to watch the fight.
H: Yes, we didn't fifty-fifty have a Television set, but we had a fight ever' Friday. One night I blacked your eyes, broke your nose, an' knocked your teeth out an' you lot got chicken an' called the cops.
F: You lot told 'em not to believe a word I said 'cause I's punch-drunk.
So I'll miss you, my pet,
Every chance that I get.
Darling, that's why you're lonesome tonight.
(Simply I won't exist fer long.)
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From: a gud ole bwoy
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:48 AM
Well at present, Guest guest, I recon thut yur version is a good un and and so du the folks that me and my missus sings it to. That dunt seem like anyone else is interestid though does it. Alan the insurance man who lives near Luton(UK)give in me und i've bin singin it round the village halls always since 'cos folk cun see themselves in the words kent they.
Ar well bettur goo and get summat redy for the old cows tea, no, no, the wifes havin pleasant phesant pie aforementioned as me!!
cherio.
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From: Invitee,HiHo_Silver
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 07:32 PM
FOR WHAT ITS WORTH:
Here is lyrics sang to the melody of Are yous lonesome tonight entitled
SENIOR'S Complaining
Are you lonesome tonight
Does your breadbasket experience tight
Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums
Does your memory stray
To that vivid sunny twenty-four hour period
When you lot had all your teeth in your gums.
Is your hairline receding
Your eyes growing dim
Hysterectomy for her
And it's prostate for him
Does your back give you pain
Does your knees predict rain
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Is your claret pressure up
Skillful cholesterol downward
Are yous eating your low-fat cuisine
All that oat bran and fruit
Metamucil to boot
Helps you run like a well-oiled machine
If it'southward football or baseball
He certain knows the score
Yes he knows where it's at
But forgets what it'southward for
So your gall bladder's gone
But your gout lingers on
Tell me dear are your lonesome this evening.
When you lot're hungry he's non
When you're common cold he is hot
And then y'all outset that old thermostat war
When you turn off the calorie-free
He goes left you lot go correct
Then y'all get his nifty symphonic snore
He was in one case so romantic
And so witty and smart
How did he turn out to exist such a cranky old fart
Then don't take any bets
Information technology's as good as it gets
Tell me love are you lonesome this night.
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From: GUEST,David Neale
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:48 PM
Masato,
some years ago (see above), you wrote, "This is not a parody, but the original, which has a verse. I didn't call back that it was a woman's song. From THIS SITE.
Are You Lonesome Tonight? [mp3]
Performed past: Vaughn DeLeath (The Radio Daughter), Neb Regis
Equanimous past: Roy Turk & Lou Handman
Edison Diamond Disc
Matrix Number: 11734-B-two-1
Release Number: 52044-50
Recording Engagement: 1927
Release Date: 1927"
Sadly, the link to the mp3 is no longer valid. Do you have another link and, perchance more importantly, do you know the recording date (not but the year)? Ned Jakobs recorded his version on 17 May 1927. Some sources listing his equally the original.
David (david.neale@ REMOVEtelenet.be)
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From: GUEST,Windpower4jp@admission-4-complimentary.com
Date: 22 Mar 05 - ten:35 PM
Subject: RE: Parody: Are You lot Lonesome This night
From: Genie
Date: 21 October 02 - 11:57 AM
Non long before his untimely death, Elvis Presley was playing Las Vegas and in the middle of this song, he noticed "...two bald-headed men..." sitting together in the audience. On impulse, he inverse
"...Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare? Exercise you gaze at your doorstep and moving-picture show me there..."
to
"...Practise the chairs in your parlor seem empty and blank? Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair...".
This cracked him upwards then much (possibly enhanced past his prescription drugs) that he could not terminate laughing, for the nearly 2 minutes left of the vocal!
***************************
On this thread, does anyone know if this "Baldheaded version" is bachelor to buy? Oldies stations play it. I want information technology.
John
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From: Wink Visitor
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 05:02 AM
Learned from Dennis Norden on 'My Music':-
Are you lonesome this evening, is your bra far to tight,
Are your corsets all falling autonomously,
Does the mole on your chest habiliment a hole in your belong
Does your spare tyre come up to your heart.
Are your stockings all tattered and wrinkled and sparse,
Are you knickers held upwards with a big safety pin
Are your falsse teeth so worn they skid down when you yawn
And so no wonder you're lonesome tonight!
FC
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From: Peace
Date: 26 Apr 07 - xi:29 PM
Joe and Clones: Question here. Why is a post like
"Subject field: ivsb hdbmfran
From: Invitee,zyijepsv zfimspdek - PM
Date: 26 April 07 - 11:23 PM
mdunq ivstbuh eogkw djokrp jybxkenpl alzkhj mginy"
even PUT here. Is it a drone post that allows its erasure to pinpoint something? Is my question clear? The post makes NO sense. Information technology is not hotlinked. The is no obvious benefit to the spam poster. Then why IS information technology in that location?
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From: Flash Company
Engagement: 27 April 07 - 11:11 AM
Recently heard the version I quoted above sung by a lady of 90+ at a birthday political party at a retirement complex. The party giver was 90!
You are only old in one case!
FC
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From: Guest,Scotty
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 04:17 AM
Don't know if this is the one your looking for, but is practiced too.
Are You Lonesome Tonight….Revised Version
Are you lonesome tonight? Does your breadbasket feel tight?
Did y'all bring your mylanta and tums?
Does your memory stray, To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums?
Is your hairline receding? Your optics growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her, And its prostate for him.
Does your back give y'all hurting? Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me beloved, are you lonesome this evening?
Is your blood pressure up? Skilful cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot.
Helps yous run like A well oiled automobile.
If it'south football or baseball, He sure knows the score.
Yeah, he knows where it'due south at But forgets what it'south for.
Then your gallbladder's gone, Only your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are yous lonesome tonight?
When you lot're hungry, he's not, When you're cold, he is hot,
Then you get-go that former thermostat war.
When you plough out the light, He goes left and you go right,
Then yous get his great symphonic snore.
He was once and so romantic, And then witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such A cranky old fart?
So don't have any bets, Information technology's as practiced as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
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From: Jim Dixon
Engagement: 19 Apr 10 - 11:04 AM
Although there are parodies galore, I haven't found where anybody has posted the original.
Copied from The Guitar Guy:
ARE You LONESOME TO-Dark?
Words and music by Roy Turk and Lou Handman
New York: Bourne, Inc., 1926.
Poesy: Tonight I'm downhearted, for though we take parted,
I love you and I e'er volition;
And while I'g so lonely, I'thou writing you simply
To run into if you care for me all the same.
CHORUS: Are you lot lonesome this night? Exercise you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry nosotros drifted apart?
Does your retention stray to a vivid summer day
When I kissed you lot and called you sweetheart?
Exercise the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain? Shall I come back again?
Tell me, dearest: are you lonesome tonight?
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From: Invitee,TJ in San Diego
Date: 19 April x - 03:42 PM
For someone who was in loftier school when Elvis first made racket, I was more concerned with the fact that girls were all of a sudden interested in guys with D.A.("duck's ass") haircuts, pompadours and Brylcreem sheen instead of conventional looking farm kids like me. But, truth to be told, I did have up the guitar. I wish I could say he had nothing to practice with information technology, just past now I'm not even sure myself!
His early stuff ("Hound Domestic dog," "Heartbreak Hotel," "Jailhouse Rock," etc.) was the best, I believe. I recollect it would have been interesting to encounter how his career might accept developed had he not "gone Vegas."
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From: Peter the Squeezer
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 03:57 PM
It's like shooting fish in a barrel to knock Elvis - but when you wait at the rubbish that was around before, and at the time when he had his first hits - this stuff, the early Rock & Scroll, stands out like a buoy.
If Presley hadn't done what he did, and so those who followed - Lennon, Dylan, Simon, Jagger, etc, would not have been able to follow, producing the quality for which we admire them.
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From: Guest,aitoid
Date: 25 Apr ten - 04:41 PM
The laughing version of AYLT is here:
http://world wide web.mediafire.com/?t2jgokazjn1
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From: Guest,Spike
Appointment: 02 May 10 - 06:50 PM
Wellllllllllll, here are the lyrics I know, as taught tome past my adored i missed uncle Pete Brennan (every bit he was known stage wise, Hornsby to those who were close) who endemic the Lady la Gross in Beverly a few years ago, and was responsible for me starting in "the biz" at age xvi, 34 years agone !!!
Thanks unc, God bless - Spike.
Are you lot lonesome tonight
Is your brassier to tight
Are yous sorry they've drifted apart.
Does your little string vest
Wriggle up to your breast,
If it does, can you tear them apart.
Are your stockings all wrinkled,
your shoes wearing sparse,
Are your knickers held up,
With a bloody not bad pin.
Take yous plant a new lover,
Does he give you "the other"
if he does,
I'll be lonely tonight.
Well, information technology WAS the 70's !!!!
Spike
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From: GUEST,fox4zero
Date: 04 Sep xi - 01:18 PM
About fifteen or twenty years ago I had an elderly female patient who
sang a parody of "Are You Lonesome..." which she said dated back to
about 1928. It concerned a murder wherein someone was killed with
a cast iron sash weight. Anyone familiar with that version? Larry
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From: fox4zero
Engagement: 06 Sep 11 - 12:42 AM
I finally located the 1927 murder case.....Snyder-Gray case in NY. But still haven't found the parody.
Larry
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From: GUEST
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 02:23 PM
I love this one and I have not been able to find information technology. I would appreceiate it if you would do the residual of the vocal.
Cheers,
Franny
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From: Invitee
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 02:28 PM
That's the one, thank you lot.
Franny
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From: GUEST,lndrini
Date: 11 Feb thirteen - 02:06 AM
here'southward the utube link ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3lcTyR5T-w
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From: GUEST,Fantum
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 01:12 PM
Murray
The words below are the version I sing and the vocal has been adjusted foe an English audience, in the U.s. the words used in some of the splendid posts to a higher place are probably more acceptable you take to make up one's mind which arrangement you similar.
I do not sing the fourth verse I think its a bit savage funny yes merely still to cruel. That's mainly because I sing to older people and I prefer the women in the audience on my side not looking for my claret.
As a song it works for me and I hope you accept like success.
Fantum
SENIOR'S LAMENT
Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight.
Are you eating your all bran and prunes,
Does your retentiveness stray to a bright sunny day,
When yous had all your teeth in your gums.
Is your hair line receding
Are your eyes growing dim,
Hysterectomy for her and prostate for him.
Does your dorsum gives you pain exercise your knees predict rain.
Tell me honey are you lonesome tonight.
Is your blood force per unit area up Good cholesterol downward
Are you eating your low-fat cuisine
All the oat bran and fruit Ten lax to boot
Helps you run like a well-oiled machine
If it's football or cricket He sure knows the score
Yes he knows where it's at
But forgets what information technology's for
Has your gall bladder's gone does the gout lingers on
Tell me love are your lonesome this evening.
When y'all're hungry he's not When you're cold he is hot
Then y'all offset that one-time thermostat war
When you plow off the light
He goes left you go correct
And so you get his keen symphonic snore
He was in one case so romantic And then witty and smart
How did he plough out to be such a grumpy old fart
So don't take whatsoever bets It'due south as good equally it gets
Tell me dear are y'all lonesome tonight.
Are you lonesome tonight? Is your brassiere too tight?
Are your corsets all falling apart?
Does your big flabby chest wear two holes in your vest?
Does your spare tire attain upward to your eye?
Are your stockings all laddered?
Are your shoes wearing sparse?
Are your knickers held upward with a large condom pin?
Are you frightened to yawn 'cause your teeth have all gone?
It'southward no wonder you're lonesome this night
Are you lonesome tonight? If you are, serves you lot right,
I'm then lucky I've lost you at last,
I tin can still hear you roar wash the pots clean the floor,
Do the laundry and so cut the grass.
You took me for a boat ride, I had to swim dorsum,
Darling I never thought, I'd exit of that sack.
If you wing in again
Park your broom and come in
Tell me dear are you lonesome this evening.
So, I'll miss y'all my pet, every chance that I get.
Tell me dear are you lot lonesome this evening.
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